My mom has been extra ridiculous and hypocritical lately and she actually thinks she’s being logical
I literally want her to see a therapist and have a wake up call
God I just want to vent someone I know and can trust about family shit,
So much goes on that no one knows about
what the fuck is wrong with this website
documENTARY ON DOLPHINS HELP I’M DYING!!
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?
Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?
Remmeber when they had Mpreg
remember when they had a gay couple
Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977
they put squidward in hell
remember when nickelodeon had spongebob watching porn
Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…
Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke?
Remember Rocko’s Modern Life?
Just. Rocko’s Modern Life. In it’s entirety.
if someone tells you you’re beautiful, you tell them they are too. if someone says they love you, decide if they mean it before you say it in return. if a boy tells you he’d date you if you didn’t smoke, light a cigarette and walk away. if your mother screams at you because she’s had a bad day, close your eyes and leave her to her anger. if last nights lover doesn’t call you back, do not cry and blame yourself.
i feel so pathetic because i want to talk to you all the time and i bet you never even think of me
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